roses are red
violets are blue
when u want to draw but also u don’t want to draw
nothing i expected. everything i wanted
“I love this twee”
“This twee is mah fran”
“Dis twee has a flavour”
“Twee, u no worries, I cleans u.”
"Twee is mah pweshus"
will you fucking type like normal people before i kill someone
i found the video
Are you shitting me?
This is Chester. When I was in Afghanistan I got a care package from one of those “Adopt a Soldier” programs that lets families send care packages to service men and women who are deployed overseas. Anyway, I got this care package, and it came with the usual stuff: Baby wipes, crackers, peanut butter, the Dad threw in a pack of cigarettes, and there was some jerky. But there was also a little beanie baby gold fish and a hand written note from a 7 year old girl that said
“Dear Soldier, (I wasn’t even mad)
I hope you are doing well. I’m sorry you have to miss thanksgiving with your family. This is my friend Chester. He keeps me safe from monsters, but I think you need him more than I do. I hope he keeps you safe from the monsters you’re fighting. Take good care of him for me”.
You bet your ass that little fish was in my pocket every time I went on patrol.
HI FRIENDS HERE’S THE DEALIO
I haven’t been able to do my usual tutoring job this past summer, nor have I been able to find a steady job due to my still being in school, which is a bit of a problem for me financially. My parents help me out here and there because they prioritize my studies over my need for a job, but I really need to be providing for myself so that I can get out of here. Whatever money I have now is being put toward a new phone, unfortunately, as my dad’s refused to help me pay for one ever since my current one started malfunctioning back in January. Which means I have little to no funds to fall back on once it’s paid for.
You guys know that I also take regular writing and voice commissions that gets put toward food, transportation, doctor’s appointments, etc., but I’m opening up this special offer as well! For $2 USD, I will write you a short piece (200-300 words) of your choosing. I know I really only write for Shingeki no Kyojin/Attack on Titan, but I’ll also write for any pairing you like. I’m pretty much okay with anything except for non-con/dub-con. (That said, if you request a nsfw prompt I’ll need proof of age.)
I can even try my hand at writing about any OCs you might have, if you provide descriptions of the character and the world they live in for me!
Just be sure to drop the pairing and prompt in my inbox once you’ve donated, along with the name you donated under (so I know which donation is yours). Commissions will be posted on my writing blog and tagged with your URL so you can find it as soon as it’s up.
If you can’t donate, I understand! Times are tough. But if you could do me a favor and boost this post (especially to other SNK fans) I’d definitely appreciate it.
Thank you for your consideration!
sending this around again because it’s a convenient time of day to do so and I finished all the drabbles I got \o\
x There. I was too weak to color it. Guess I just wanted to share it too much…
I’m gonna reblog this until everyone in existence knows about this
I see the light